英语帝进来,关于课前free talk明天就轮到我free talk了.本人英语不好,发音又不准,现在真的很头疼.求一段短小简洁内容新颖的微型free talk.要顺口的,内容真实新颖的,最好有点搞怪的.不超过80个

英语帝进来,关于课前free talk明天就轮到我free talk了.本人英语不好,发音又不准,现在真的很头疼.求一段短小简洁内容新颖的微型free talk.要顺口的,内容真实新颖的,最好有点搞怪的.不超过80个
英语帝进来,关于课前free talk
明天就轮到我free talk了.
本人英语不好,发音又不准,现在真的很头疼.
求一段短小简洁内容新颖的微型free talk.
要顺口的,内容真实新颖的,最好有点搞怪的.
不超过80个单词.
英语帝帮帮忙,明天就到我了,急死了.
好的我追加500分.

英语帝进来,关于课前free talk明天就轮到我free talk了.本人英语不好,发音又不准,现在真的很头疼.求一段短小简洁内容新颖的微型free talk.要顺口的,内容真实新颖的,最好有点搞怪的.不超过80个
说个简短的笑话,搞活气氛,一定能拿到好成绩.
Hi Everybody.Today I want to tell you a joke.
One day an American walks into an Office in China and says to the lady receptionist “Hi.”
The lady says:"You have what thing?"
The American says:"Can you speak English?" The Lady says：“If I not speak English,I am speaking what?”
The American says：“Can anybody else speak English?”
The lady says：“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait; you not wait,you go!”
The American says：“Good heavens.anybody here can speak English?”
The lady says：“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing ”
The American says：“I want to speak with your boss.”
The lady says：“Boss not zai.you tomorrow come!”

The Most Important Thing in My Life
Some things around us may be small, but often it ‘s of great value in our life. So a common thing in our daily life can even own the power to change the orbit o...

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The Most Important Thing in My Life
Some things around us may be small, but often it ‘s of great value in our life. So a common thing in our daily life can even own the power to change the orbit of our life.
This is the most important thing that I would keep in mind forever. In my opinion, I did well in math and so did my classmate Jim. We often communicate with each other. Once , our school would hold a mathematics competition and make it a rule that every class only had one representative. The chance was so precious that I didn’t want to miss it. But Jim was also a good competitor to me. So our math teacher give a test between us. The result was that Jim beat me by one point. How disappointed I was then! But , just after a minute, Jim turned back to my teacher and explained that our teacher had made a mistake so that it was I that should be the winner instead of him. Therefore , I finally was chosen to be the representative of our class.
Then I really didn’t know how to express my feeling, but I knew that I would never forget what this thing taught me. It might seem to be a small thing but I really learned a lot from that. It tells me that I should be honest at any time and it is the best policy in our life.

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With the popularity of Chinese,Many foreigners started to learn Chinese.Of course they made a mistake a lot of fun, today I come to tell you that such a story.
greeting "How are you" when he retur...

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With the popularity of Chinese,Many foreigners started to learn Chinese.Of course they made a mistake a lot of fun, today I come to tell you that such a story.
greeting "How are you" when he returned home to see when the station stood a beautiful Chinese girl, and her he wanted to say hello, suddenly forget "How are you" how to say, I would like to for a long time to think of it, they said: "your mother good" girls did not read what he said one. men find themselves wrong, and changed to say "Hello Mom"
随着汉语的普及,许多外国人开始学习汉语,当然他们犯了不少有趣的错误,今天我就来给大家讲一个这样的故事.
一天,一个男人刚学会了一句汉语问候语"你好吗"当他回家的时候看到车站站着一个漂亮的中国女孩,他想和她打招呼,突然忘记"你好吗"怎么说,想了半天才想起来,于是说:"你妈好"女孩看了他一眼什么都没说.男人发现自己说错了,又改口说"妈你好"

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hello.everybody,I'm a freshman here,so are you.I'm a friendly,warm hearted and a little hot boy(girl)and......so do feel hot now?just kidding,I hope you'll like me so that I'll like you more,so .....good luck,everybody!然后坐下吧 还有疑问可以再问我

Hello. My dear teacher and classmates. I am a student from this class. I am a green hand in English. so if you want to give me hand.you can give me your firsthand information. May you all besides me lucky as a lucky dog.

自己翻译(水平有限）的《再别康桥》
Very quietly I take my leave
As quietly as I came here;
Quietly I wave good-bye
To the rosy clouds in the western sky.

The golden willo...

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自己翻译(水平有限）的《再别康桥》
Very quietly I take my leave
As quietly as I came here;
Quietly I wave good-bye
To the rosy clouds in the western sky.

The golden willows by the riverside
Are young brides in the setting sun ;
Their reflections on the shimmering waves
Always linger in the depth of my heart.
The floating heart growing in the sludge
Sways leisurely under the water;
In the gentle waves of Cambridge
I would be a water plant!

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My Pleasant Day
I had a pleasant day last month．In the morning，I got up late and then began to do my homework．It took me about two hours to finish it．Next，I had fun playing computer games．
Whi...

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My Pleasant Day
I had a pleasant day last month．In the morning，I got up late and then began to do my homework．It took me about two hours to finish it．Next，I had fun playing computer games．
While my mother was cooking 1unch，I cleaned the house and washed nay clothes。In the afternoon, I played tennis happily with my friends。Before l went to bed，I listened to music．It made me relaxed．What a happy day I had!

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