求简单的英语朗读短文 或笑话 故事,要求是高中英语词汇水平的

求简单的英语朗读短文 或笑话 故事,要求是高中英语词汇水平的
求简单的英语朗读短文 或笑话 故事,要求是高中英语词汇水平的

求简单的英语朗读短文 或笑话 故事,要求是高中英语词汇水平的
这是我很喜欢的一篇文章而且不是很难,
追随你的梦想
Catch the star that holds your destiny,the one that forever twinkles within your heart.Take advantage of precious opportunities while they still sparkle before you.Always believe that your ultimate goal is attainable as long as you commit yourself to it.
追随能够改变你命运的那颗星,那颗永远在你心中闪烁的明星.当它在你面前闪耀时,抓住这宝贵的机会.请谨记,只要你坚持不懈,最终的目标总能实现.
Though barriers may sometimes stand in the way of your dreams,remember that your destiny is hiding behind them.Accept the fact that not everyone is going to approve of the choices you've made,have faith in your judgment,catch the star that twinkles in your heart,and it will lead you to your destiny's path.Follow that pathway and uncover the sweet sunrises that await you.
尽管实现梦想的途中有时会遇到障碍,要知道这是命运对你的挑战.不是每个人都会赞成你的选择,接受这个现实,并相信自我的判断,追随那颗在你心中闪烁的明星,它会引领你踏上命运的征途.坚持不懈,你就能享受那些幸福时刻.
Take pride in your accomplishments,as they are stepping stones to your dreams.Understand that you may make mistakes,but don't let them discourage you.Value your capabilities and talents for they are what make you truly unique.The greatest gifts in life are not purchased,but acquired through hard work and determination.
每前进一步,你都应引以为豪,因为它们是你实现梦想的阶梯.要知道在这个过程中你也许会犯错误,但不要气馁.珍视自我的潜能,因为它们使你独一无二.生命中最珍贵的礼物不是花钱买来的,而是通过努力和决心而获取的.
Find the star that twinkles in your heart for you alone are capable of making your brightest dreams come true.Give your hopes everything you've got and you will catch the star that holds your destiny.
寻找心中那颗闪耀的明星,因为只有你自己才能够让美好的梦想变成现实.满怀希望并全力以赴,你就能摘下改变命运的那颗星.
岁月是一把无情的刻刀,改变了我们的模样,然而记忆中的那片湖水却依然清澈如初,不曾改变.我们不能活在回忆里,却不能忘记回忆,因为它是属于我们每个人的财富.就让回忆变成一本书,偶尔翻阅,还能感受到那份酸涩和纯真.

Three pastors
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried every...

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Three pastors
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.
The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen one back since!
三个牧师的故事
三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”
另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”
第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没有再回来过。”
不懂的可以看翻译！

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