【200分汉译英】生活感悟—做女人真难啊!做女人真难啊!女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧,太惹眼,不漂亮吧,拿不出手；学问高了,没人敢娶,学问低了,没人想要；活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶,矜持点吧

【200分汉译英】生活感悟—做女人真难啊!做女人真难啊!女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧,太惹眼,不漂亮吧,拿不出手；学问高了,没人敢娶,学问低了,没人想要；活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶,矜持点吧
【200分汉译英】生活感悟—做女人真难啊!
做女人真难啊!
女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧,太惹眼,不漂亮吧,拿不出手；学问高了,没人敢娶,学问低了,没人想要；活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶,矜持点吧,说你装腔作势；会打扮,说你是妖精,说你没女人味；
自已挣钱吧,男人望而却步,靠男人养吧,说你傍大款；生孩子,怕被老板炒鱿鱼,不生孩子,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.胖了,怕别人骂成“胖婆”；瘦了,又不性感.高了,怕自己找男友的范围直线缩小；矮了,怕自己买衣服总要花两块钱去改裤脚.长的漂亮,怕红颜命薄；长的不漂亮,又怕整容术价格太高.
可爱型的,怕自己永远长不大,没有成熟女人的风韵；风韵型的,怕自己老的太快,每天报着天线宝宝装可爱.会做家务的,怕别人觉得自己不够清高,仿佛天生就是一个保姆；不会做家务的,怕男友夸赞谁谁女朋友的菜烧得很好吃.
喜欢上网的,怕别人觉得自己生活太空虚,一定没人追求,无聊之极；不喜欢上网的,怕别人说自己老土,而且出去吃饭讲不出几个笑话.有男朋友,怕万一遇到一个更好的怎么办；没有男朋友,担心是不是嫁不出去.找了有钱的男朋友,怕别人说自己贪图钱财、傍大款；找了没钱的男朋友,又怕自己受委屈.
总之,做女人真难!祝女士们三八节快乐!

【200分汉译英】生活感悟—做女人真难啊!做女人真难啊!女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧,太惹眼,不漂亮吧,拿不出手；学问高了,没人敢娶,学问低了,没人想要；活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶,矜持点吧
做女人真难啊!
It's hard being a woman!
女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧,太惹眼,不漂亮吧,拿不出手；学问高了,没人敢娶,学问低了,没人想要；活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶,矜持点吧,说你装腔作势；会打扮,说你是妖精,说你没女人味；
Life of a woman is very difficult; If she is beautiful,she is considered conspicuous.If she is not beautiful,she is not presentable.If she is too educated,one will be afraid to marry her.If she is not educated enough,on one will want to marry her.If she is extroverted,she is bewitching.If she acts with contraint,people will say she is just pretending.If she knows how to dress herself,people will say she is a witch.If she doesn't know how to dress herself,people will say she is not womanly enough
自已挣钱吧,男人望而却步,靠男人养吧,说你傍大款；生孩子,怕被老板炒鱿鱼,不生孩子,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.胖了,怕别人骂成“胖婆”；瘦了,又不性感.高了,怕自己找男友的范围直线缩小；矮了,怕自己买衣服总要花两块钱去改裤脚.长的漂亮,怕红颜命薄；长的不漂亮,又怕整容术价格太高.
If she supports herself,man will be intiminated.If she depends on the man,people will say she's only pretending to be generious.If she bore a child,she is afraid to be fire by the boss.If she doesn't bore a child,she is afraid to be fire by the husband.If she is a little fat,others will call her "fat woman".If she is skinny,she is not sexy enough.If she is tall,she's afraid that her potiential boyfriend range will become smaller.If she is short,she's afraid that everytime she buys clothes she will have to spend two extra dollars/yuan to tailor the pants.If she is beautiful,she's afraid of the old verse "beauty died young".If she is not beautiful,she's afraid that the rate for plastic surgery is too high.
可爱型的,怕自己永远长不大,没有成熟女人的风韵；风韵型的,怕自己老的太快,每天报着天线宝宝装可爱.会做家务的,怕别人觉得自己不够清高,仿佛天生就是一个保姆；不会做家务的,怕男友夸赞谁谁女朋友的菜烧得很好吃.
If she is the cute type,she's afraid she will never grow up and will never have the poise of mature woman.If she is the sexy type,she's afraid she grows old too quickly and she will hug the Teletubby all day pretending to be cute.If she knows how to do house chores,she's afraid that she is not classy enough and thinks that she is a natural maid.If she doesn't know how to do house chores,she's afraid that her boyfriend will complement how other people's girlfriends can cook very well.
喜欢上网的,怕别人觉得自己生活太空虚,一定没人追求,无聊之极；不喜欢上网的,怕别人说自己老土,而且出去吃饭讲不出几个笑话.有男朋友,怕万一遇到一个更好的怎么办；没有男朋友,担心是不是嫁不出去.找了有钱的男朋友,怕别人说自己贪图钱财、傍大款；找了没钱的男朋友,又怕自己受委屈.
If she loves to go online,she's afraid that others will think her real life is too boring,no one is attractive to her,and that she is boring.If she doesn't like to go online,she's afraid that others will say that she is behind and she can't make a joke when she goes out.If she has a boyfriend,she doesn't know what to do if she meets someone better.If she doesn't have a boyfriend,she's afraid that she will never get marry.If she finds a rich boyfriend,she's afraid that others will thinking she only cares about money.If she finds a poor boyfriend,she's afraid that he will not be good enough for her.
总之,做女人真难!祝女士们三八节快乐!
So the conclusion is,being a woman is hard!Happy 3-8 Woman's holiday to all ladies!

Do women really difficult ah!
Tingnan woman in this life : a beautiful point it is too likely, it is not pretty, Nabuchushou; Higher learning, Nobody dares take married, low-knowledge, Nobody wan...

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Do women really difficult ah!
Tingnan woman in this life : a beautiful point it is too likely, it is not pretty, Nabuchushou; Higher learning, Nobody dares take married, low-knowledge, Nobody wants; lively all time that you Qiaofengyindie, dignified point bar, you posturing; will be dressed that you genie is not dressed up, said you do not have the feminine;
Earn their own right, men are deterred by the men support it, you lean on moneybags; Children, fear of being sacked boss, not having children, for fear her husband fired. Fat, fear of others accused of being "fat woman"; Skinny, not sexy. High, for fear that their boyfriend to narrow the scope of linear; Dwarf, afraid they buy clothes total spend two money diverted bottom of trouser leg. Pretty long, fear of sirens Impressions; Not pretty long, but fearing facelift for the price is too high.
Lovely type, afraid that they will never Glass Ceiling, no mature women Charm; Charm-the fear of their old too fast, daily newspaper loaded with cute babies antenna. Do housework, for fear that other people feel that not enough thought, as if nature is a nanny. Not doing chores, afraid of her boyfriend praise deciding girlfriend catches good to eat vegetables.
Like the Internet, for fear that other people feel that their lives are too empty, no one will pursue an extremely boring; Not like the Internet, others fear that their behavior, but going out for dinner, lost for a few jokes. Have a boyfriend, afraid that he might encounter one of how do better; No boyfriend, is not worried that no one would marry us. Find a rich boyfriend, afraid of other people that the temptation of money, hanged out with the rich; Find the money to the boyfriend, fearing their grievances.
In short, do women really difficult! ! I wish Ladies 38 happier!

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Really BE the woman difficult!
Woman's whole life is pretty difficult:A little bit beautiful, ask for the eye too, not beautiful, take and don't make moves;The knowledge is high, the nobody dares...

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Really BE the woman difficult!
Woman's whole life is pretty difficult:A little bit beautiful, ask for the eye too, not beautiful, take and don't make moves;The knowledge is high, the nobody dares to marry, the knowledge is low, the nobody want;The alacrity order, saying that you recruit the 蜂 to lead the 蝶 , acting with dignity to order, say that you assume air of importance;Will dress up, say that you are a demon, will not dress up, say that you have no woman's flavor;
From have already earn money, the man shrink at the sight of it, ising keep by man, say your longside big style;Give birth to the child, fear to be fry by the boss squid, don't living the child, fear to be fry by the husband squid.Fat, fear the other people to scold" fat old woman";Lose, again not sexy.High, the scope that fears the oneself to seek the male friend contracts straightly;Short, fear the oneself to buy the clothes total to spend two dollars to change the bottom of trouser-leg.Grow beautiful, fear the beauty unlucky in life;Grow not beautiful, and then the afraid facial plastic surgery 术 price is too high.
Lovely type of, fear that the oneself grows forever not greatly, has no mature chemisette charm;The charm type of, the afraid oneself is old too quick, report the antenna baby to pack the amiability everyday.Will do the household chores, fear that the other people feel that the oneself is not enough is self-contained, imitating the 佛 is a babysitter naturally;Will not do the household chores, the afraid male friend 夸 is great who who the vegetables of the girl friend burn very delicious.
Like to get to the Internet of, fear the other people to feel that the oneself live the space is falsely, the certain nobody pursue, very what stuff it;Do not like to get to the Internet of, fear the other people to say the old soil of oneself, and go out to have a meal to could not speak a few jokes.Have the boyfriend, fear in case that meet a better how to do;Have no boyfriend, worry is unmarriageable.Sought the rich boyfriend, fear that the other people say that the oneself craves for the money, alongside big style;Sought to have no the boyfriend of money, and then the afraid oneself suffers the injustice.
In fine, really BE the woman difficult!!Wish 38 section happinesses of the ladies!

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2楼翻译的真是牛逼标题是DO WOMAN。。。。
Tingnan woman in this life
第一句也比较叼

Is the woman to be really difficult!
Woman this whole life very difficult: Attractive spot, too conspicuous, unattractive, takes does not get rid of; The knowledge has been high, nobody dares to...

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Is the woman to be really difficult!
Woman this whole life very difficult: Attractive spot, too conspicuous, unattractive, takes does not get rid of; The knowledge has been high, nobody dares to marry, the knowledge has lowered, nobody wish; The lively spot, said you incur the bee to direct the butterfly, acts with constraint, said you put on airs; Can dress up, said you are the spirit, cannot dress up, said you do not have the feminine qualities;
Lovable, feared oneself forever is long is not big, does not have the mature woman's graceful bearing; The graceful bearing, feared oneself old too quick, each divine retribution antenna baby is installing lovably.Can do the housework, feared others thought oneself insufficiently aloof from worldly affairs, as if inborn is a nursemaid; Cannot do the housework, feared who the boyfriend does praise who girlfriend the vegetable to burn very much delicious.
Likes accessing the net, feared others thought oneself lives too void, certain nobody pursue, bored side; Does not like accessing the net, feared others said oneself bumpkin, moreover exits to eat meal cannot mention several jokes.Has the boyfriend, feared how meets one well to manage accidentally; Without the boyfriend, worried cannot marry.Has looked for the rich boyfriend, feared others said oneself seeks after the wealth, approaches the rich person; Has looked for not the money boyfriend, also feared oneself is wronged.
In brief, is the woman to be really difficult!! Wishes ladies the March Eighth to be joyful!
From has made money, the man shrinks back at the sight, depends on the man to raise, said you approach the rich person; Has a child, feared is fired an employee by boss, does not have a child, feared is fired an employee by the husband.

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强人啊！

很长啊~ 有空告诉你

It’s hard being a woman!
It’s hard being a woman during her life time, being beautiful too prominent or attractive not to be presentable; a woman of great learning no man can venture to marry her ...

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It’s hard being a woman!
It’s hard being a woman during her life time, being beautiful too prominent or attractive not to be presentable; a woman of great learning no man can venture to marry her or of slim one result as a spinster; acting vivaciously people will say you are flirting with men or behaving restrainedly they will think you are assuming airs of importance; being good at decking yourself up followed with a name of alluring woman or not you don’t have a woman’s heart; earning money all by yourself men will shrink back or depending on men’s wallet you are a mistress of full belly; childbearing in afraid of being dismissed by boss or not by husband; too fat for fear of being called a woman of corpulence or the opposite isn’t sexy; having a height you will be scared that the scope of boyfriend selection will diametrically diminished or the contrary lead yourself to change your new trouser legs extra two yuan; being too attractive in afraid of suffering an unfortunate life or not end up with too high face-lifting operation to endure; the pretty style for fear of being a child in perpetuity without the charm of mature ones and the women of graceful bearing in afraid of quickly aged by embracing the Tele Tubby costume to pretend being cute; being good at housework for fear of not enough self-contain and a natural maid or not the fear of boyfriend compliment her friend’s girl friend as an expert of cuisine in your presence; preferring net play for fear of being commented as leading a blank life void of pursuer in extreme boredom or the opposite is being outdated who can break pathetically meager jests during outside eating; having a boyfriend for fear of hesitating at the encounter of a better one or not in danger of being a spinster; finding a wealthy boyfriend in afraid of being called as a women greedy for money or not then be upset by some unkindness.
All in all, it’ hard being a woman!! Hoping all the women enjoy yourselves in International Working Women’s Day.
很晚了，睡觉前完成的（睡眼朦胧），肯定值得修改，不过百分百自己写的。

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Do women really difficult ah! Tingnan woman in this life : a beautiful point it is too likely, it is not pretty, Nabuchushou; Higher learning, Nobody dares take married, low-knowledge, Nobody wants; l...

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Do women really difficult ah! Tingnan woman in this life : a beautiful point it is too likely, it is not pretty, Nabuchushou; Higher learning, Nobody dares take married, low-knowledge, Nobody wants; lively all time that you Qiaofengyindie, dignified point bar, you posturing; will be dressed that you genie is not dressed up, said you do not have the feminine; earn their own right, men are deterred by the men support it, you lean on moneybags; children, Afraid boss fired, not children, for fear her husband fired. Fat, fear of others accused of being "fat woman"; Skinny, not sexy. High, for fear that their boyfriend to narrow the scope of linear; Dwarf, afraid they buy clothes total spend two money diverted bottom of trouser leg. Pretty long, fear of sirens Impressions; Not pretty long, but fearing facelift for the price is too high. Lovely type, afraid that they will never Glass Ceiling, no mature women Charm; Charm-the fear of their old too fast, daily newspaper loaded with cute babies antenna. Do housework, for fear that other people feel that not enough thought, as if nature is a nanny. Not doing chores, afraid of her boyfriend praise deciding girlfriend catches good to eat vegetables. Like the Internet, for fear that other people feel that their lives are too empty, no one will pursue an extremely boring; Not like the Internet, others fear that their behavior, but going out for dinner, lost for a few jokes. Have a boyfriend, afraid that he might encounter one of how do better; No boyfriend, is not worried that no one would marry us. Find a rich boyfriend, afraid of other people that the temptation of money, hanged out with the rich; Find the money to the boyfriend, fearing their grievances. In short, do women really difficult! !

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你没发觉都是机器翻译了吗？

Is the woman to be really difficult! Woman this whole life very difficult: Floats the luminescent spot, tooconspicuous, is unattractive, takes gets rid of; The knowledge hasbeen high, nobody dares to ...

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Is the woman to be really difficult! Woman this whole life very difficult: Floats the luminescent spot, tooconspicuous, is unattractive, takes gets rid of; The knowledge hasbeen high, nobody dares to marry, the knowledge has lowered, nobodywants; The lively spot, said you incur the bee to direct thebutterfly, acts with constraint, said you put on airs; Can dress up,said you are the spirit, cannot dress up, said you do not have thewoman taste; From has made money, the man shrinks back at the sight, depends on theman to raise, said you approach the rich person; Gives birth to thechild, feared is fried by boss the squid, does not give birth to thechild, feared is fried by the husband the squid. Fat, feared theothers scold "the fat husband's mother"; Thin, also not sex appeal.High, feared oneself looks for boyfriend's scope straight line toreduce; Short, feared oneself buys clothes to have to spend twodollars to change the trousers foot. The long unattractiveness, fearedthe young person assigns thinly; Long is unattractive, also fearedtidies up the technique price too to be high. Lovable, feared oneself forever is long is not big, does not have themature woman's graceful bearing; The graceful bearing, feared oneselfold too is quick, each divine retribution antenna baby is installinglovably. Can do the housework, feared the others thought oneselfinsufficiently is aloof from worldly affairs, as if inborn is anursemaid; Cannot do the housework, feared who the boyfriend doespraise who girlfriend the vegetable to burn very much delicious. Likes accessing the net, feared the others thought oneself lives toovoid, certain nobody pursue, bored side; Does not like accessing thenet, feared the others said the oneself bumpkin, moreover exits eatsmeal cannot mention several jokes. Has the boyfriend, feared how 11000do meet to be better manages; Without the boyfriend, worried is notcannot marry. Has looked for the rich boyfriend, feared the otherssaid oneself seeks after the wealth, approaches the rich person; Haslooked for not the money boyfriend, also feared oneself is put. In brief, is the woman to be really difficult! ! Wishes ladies三八节 to be joyful!

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我想说，已经过了“38节”了，最后那句可以不要吗？不过，我还是翻译了，看看有没有用：
Be the woman true difficult!
Woman's whole life is pretty difficult:A little bit beautiful, ask for the eye too, not beautiful, take and don't make ...

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我想说，已经过了“38节”了，最后那句可以不要吗？不过，我还是翻译了，看看有没有用：
Be the woman true difficult!
Woman's whole life is pretty difficult:A little bit beautiful, ask for the eye too, not beautiful, take and don't make moves;The knowledge is high, the nobody dares to marry, the knowledge is low, the nobody want;The alacrity order, saying that you recruit the bee to lead thebutterfly , acting with dignity to order, say that you assume air of importance;Will dress up, say that you are a demon, will not dress up, say that you have no woman's flavor;
From have already earn money, the man shrink at the sight of it, ising keep by man, say your longside big style;Give birth to the child, fear to be fry by the boss squid, don't living the child, fear to be fry by the husband squid.Fat, fear the other people to scold" fat old woman";Lose, again not sexy.High, the scope that fears the oneself to seek the male friend contracts straightly;Short, fear the oneself to buy the clothes total to spend two dollars to change the bottom of trouser-leg.Long of beautiful, afraid beauty unlucky in life;Long of not beautiful, fear the facial plastic surgery method price again too high.
Lovely type of, fear oneself forever long not big, have no mature chemisette charm;The charm type of, the afraid oneself is old too quick, report the antenna baby to pack the amiability everyday.Will do the household chores, fear that the other people feel that the oneself is not enough is self-contained, imitating the Buddha is a babysitter naturally;Will not do the household chores, the afraid male friend boastho who the vegetables of the girl friend burn very delicious.
Like to get to the Internet of, fear the other people to feel that oneself life the space is falsely, the certain nobody pursue, whatting stuff it pole;Do not like to get to the Internet of, fear the other people to say the old soil of oneself, and go out to have a meal to could not speak a few jokes.Have the boyfriend, fear in case of meet a better how to do;Have no boyfriend, worry is unmarriageable.Sought the rich boyfriend, fear that the other people say that the oneself craves for the money, alongside big style;Sought to have no t